ok tumblr staff you’ve updated tumblr a million times but the video player in this damn website sucks ass
i made this post about a year ago guess what still sucks ass
I’m pretty sure that’s Brad Pitt’s reaction every time he take a selfie/looks in the mirror
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
what time is it
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
The Bad dad more looks fun
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
"…and he hasn’t been home in a few days"
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
When you go over a test that you failed and you finally understand the material
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
the family business
this family probably needs some therapy sessions